{February 27 2013}
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a bird flew into my house while i was sleeping
my mom always taught me to be nice with guests so i fed him but he wouldn’t eat
then it turns out that he demanded to be fed in the mouth (or beak?)
rude asshole look at him smiling because he made me his bitch
{February 26 2013}
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puppies in sweaters hee hee hee
puppy in sweater hoo hoo hoo
puppies in sweaters ha ha ha










